Friday, April 11, 2014

With Apologies to Seasoned Marijuana Smokers:


With Apologies to Seasoned Marijuana Smokers:


Mary, I was misinformed,

You are not the devil’s scorned

A whiff of you sends me alight

Tucks me in, and I sleep tight


Had I known you were my friend

I’d fill my lungs and we’d ascend

To Jupiter and points unknown


Something, something some unknown



NaPoWriMo Day 11: Today’s prompt is called Anacreontics, which is a poem about wine and love (two of my favorite topics). Since I’ve written more on the subjects of love and booze than nearly any other subject, I wanted to go in a different direction. And wouldn’t you know it; Mary Jane is now legal within the great state of Washington!

Now, I’m not exactly Snoop Dogg or anything, but I’ve done my thing and completed this poem without even a hint of drop-off in my artistry. Go back and re-read it! Splendiferous shit, right? I got this poetry shit on LOCK, son!


  1. Hmm a super villain can come up with some splendiferous shit alright:)

    You know when I get not too old I hope I can screw with myself in a Batman outfit without having Alzheimers. It is the least one can expect from a creative poet! :)